Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,402 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Her friends are so jealous
    You know how fat girls get
    Sometimes it's not so easy
    To be the teachers pet

    Artist: Police
    Song: Don't Stand So Close to Me
    Real Lyric: Her friends are so jealousYou know how bad girls getSometimes it's not so easyTo be the teachers pet

    The story:

    I am submitting this on behalf of my boyfriend Mike. He seemed to think the song was a veiled commentary on how overweight friends held a grudge against their thinner companions.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    phantomkisses

    Submitted on

    10/9/2008 9:55 pm

    Age it happened

    37

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!