Here we are now, eat potatoes

The story:

I've remembered listening to this song for as long
as I can remember, and when I first heard the song
when I could fully comprehend it (maybe about 7 or
8) that's when the lyric stuck. At a school karaoke
contest when I was in 5th grade, that's the song I
chose to sing (With the stuff not school appropriate
cut out) and when I went to sing the line everyone
started laughing and I couldn't understand why, and
when I got home I looked up the actual lyrics and
realized I was wrong.