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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey Darlin, I remember when you could starve a fly

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Song: Pink Houses
    Real Lyric: Hey Darlin, I can remember when you could stop a clock



    The story:

    This was actually my best friend. We were in a bar and singing along loudly to this song. I said the right words but he said starve a fly. We argued about it for an hour and he wouldn't speak to me the rest of the night. The next day I looked them up and proved him wrong, and won $10! I still make fun of him for it!

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