Hey, kids
Shave and lose together
Your car is hitting zombies that are known to chafe in leather...

and

She's got electric boobs
And mohair shoes
You know I read it in a magazine...

The story:

Haha, I was watching the movie "27 Dresses" and at the scene where they start singing Bennie and the Jets, my mom started cracking up. I had been singing along to their very wrong lyrics. I don't think, though, that anyone really knows the words to this song, haha, so it should be "open to interpretation." :)