Hey, little thing, let me light your chemicals, Mama, I'm sure hard to hammer now, Mess around.

The story:

I was scanning through the channels on my boyfriend's stereo and I had my back turned to the doorway. I stopped scanning and this song came on and I sang to it. MY BOYFRIEND, HIS STEPDAD, AND HIS TWO BABY SISTERS WHERE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY. I didn't know it until the song finished. When they laughed and clapped, my heart jumped into my throat. My beau's stepdad said, "Nice singing, wrong words!"