The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
In my defence, Benito Mussolini's daughter was at the time standing for thre italian parliament and breathing bombast about "next war, we'll get it right". And a "zuchinni" is Italian for some sort of vegetable, rigght? Made more sense than the word-salad of the original, anyway...
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7/22/2012 9:41 am
Age it happened
32
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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