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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold me closer Teddy Danson. Count my headlice on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. I had a pissy day today.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. Ya had a busy day today.

    The story:

    I only sang it around other people one time like that, and right away I found out it wasn't right, and was considered terribly gross by some and righteously funny by others. (At least I had one line right.)

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    Submitted by

    Susana

    Submitted on

    10/7/2009 10:29 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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