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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.
Count the headlilghts on the highway.
Lay me down where sheeps have landed.
You had a field day today.

Artist: Elton John

Song: Tiny Dancer

Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.Count the headlights on the highway.Lay me down in sheets of linen.You had a busy day today.

The story:

I was singing my version at the top of my lungs when a friend corrected me. I was so insistent that I was right that I had to look it up online. Nobody has let me live it down yet.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/12/2005 12:12 pm

Age it happened

22

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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