The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Two of my friends and I were at a concert when there was an intermission my friend decided to sing "Tiny Dancer", in public surrounded by hundreds of people she belts out "HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA!". My friend and I had to tell her those were not the lyrics. She said that it made sense because Elton John is gay! hahaha
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
8/15/2006 6:28 pm
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2024. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.