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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    I ain't no Harlem black girl

    Artist: Gwen Stefani
    Song: Holla Back Girl
    Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl.

    The story:

    My friends girlfriend's mom did it.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/31/2005 11:15 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    my mom thought it was there ain't no hall of fat girls. we kinda went with it and added "so you should eat bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    urmoom Oct 04, 2009 10:42 pm

    Yeah. Friend's Girlfriend's Mom. Sure.

    Pegness May 20, 2009 5:18 pm

    Gwen is such a racist.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:25 am

    HAHA it makes sense. Thats funny

    yeahtoast1367 Jun 18, 2008 7:22 pm