The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
A settee is another word for a sofa. It was in assembly at primary (elementary) school and the kids in the junior classes were singing this hymn. We infants didn't have the benefit of hymn books so I was convinced they were singing "I am the lord of the damp settee"
No, I don't know why anyone would want to be the lord of an overly-wet sofa, but you don't feel in a position to question these things when you're only four and a half and have just started school!
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Anonymous
Submitted on
7/14/2007 6:26 pm
Age it happened
4
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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