I can fly higher than a Negro...

The story:

This one actually came from Tom Harper, a co-worker of mine. He used to work at a soft rock radio station and one day he got a call from an angry old woman. She was complaining because of this terrible, racist song she had heard on the air. Tom, of course, had no idea what she was talking about and she wouldn't tell him what was so offensive about the song. After much pleading with her, he finally got her to tell him. Needless to say, when he stopped laughing, he told her the correct lyrics. Thanks, Tom, for loaning me your story!