The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Of course I was loudly singing this on a bus trip (amazingly, I was sober) when the entire bus stopped singing and looked at me. (If he can make love out of nothing, why can't he make a nose a cymbal?) Needless to say it was a long bus ride. I still can't live it down.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
9/20/2004 11:40 am
Age it happened
23
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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