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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone
    She ate up all the popsicles in my way.

    Artist: Johnny Nash
    Real Lyric: I can see clearly now the rain is goneI can see all the obstacles in my way.



    The story:

    I was outside during recess at school one day. My teacher heard me singing my version of this song, and started yelling at me because she thought that I was making fun of a girl named Lorraine in my class, who was a bit on the heavy side. I really wasn't, I just thought that those were the words, but I got in big trouble anyway.

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