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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I can slam a tomato,
    I can dry-hump a seal.
    When I live for the moment,
    There ain't no Draino in me.

    Artist: Monster Magnet
    Song: Live For The Moment
    Real Lyric: I can slap a tornado,I can dry up a sea, yeah.When I live for the moment,There ain't no (ain't no) in me

    The story:

    Part of a long-running joke with wrestling fans. I always get the hilarious mental image of Matt Hardy with a seal drinking drain cleaner...

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    Submitted by

    allycase

    Submitted on

    11/3/2009 6:08 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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