I come from a land down under,
You cannot run from a vegamite sandwich.

The story:

I always knew this wasn't the lyrics, but I changed it because I forgot the actual lyrics. I had recently came back from a trip to New Zealand with my best friend. They're big on vegamite there. I tried it and it was the nasty. So when I sang this song, I thought of New Zealand (Although Aussies and Kiwis hate each other) and I replaced the forgotten lyric with "You cannot run from a vegamite sandwich!" Needless to say, it was good times all around.