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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
    We're living in a pollygag and giving off sparks

    Artist: Bonnie Tyler
    Song: Total Eclipse of the Heart
    Real Lyric: I don't know what to do and I'm always in the darkWe're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

    The story:

    Total Eclipse of the Heart has been one of my favorite songs for years. When I started doing karaoke years ago, I got up to sing this in front of a bar full of people one night. I sang my little heart out, belting this out, fully invested in the performance.

    I can't tell you how many people asked me later on what in the world a 'pollygag' was! LOL

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    Submitted by

    nashjar

    Submitted on

    12/1/2008 6:56 pm

    Age it happened

    24

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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