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    I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the bar is closed.

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Song: Volcano
    Real Lyric: I don't know where I'm a gonna gowhen the volcano blow.

    The story:

    At the concert! I heard 40,000 people singing (and not to my lyrics)and I was dumbfounded. I looked at my husband and said, Volcano Blows? He laughed and said he never had the heart to tell me I was wrong! I've been singing this song for years and I always wondered what that line had to do with the rest of the song, but hey it's Jimmy Buffett so why not be upset that the bar is closing...

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    Submitted on

    6/20/2007 7:48 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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