Close
Submit Lyrics
Artists
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Songs
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Funniest
Newest
Login

Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

Total Submissions: 122,402 Submit Yours

Follow @kiss_this_guy

Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

Continue Reading...

Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

Continue Reading...

Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

Continue Reading...

Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

Continue Reading...

Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

Continue Reading...

I don't mean to be sneezy
Being you can't be easy
When you're creepin' up the backstairs
Mother's nightmares
Falling in the front door
Of my mind
Climbing in the window
Get dressed, let's go
Take your brother's car keys

Artist: Fratellis,The

Song: Creeping Up The Backstairs

Real Lyric: I don't mean to be sleazyBeing you can't be easyWhen you're creepin' up the backstairsMother's nightmaresFalling in the front doorMy myClimbing in the windowGet dressed, let's goTake your brother's car keysBye bye

The story:

Not really embarrassing, but I was singing it in art class really loud when my friend corrected me...after she laughed so hard she cried

Submitted by

Submitted on

3/15/2009 5:30 pm

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

Comments

Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!