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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I dont need a pair of shoes
    Baby, if I've got you
    Baby, if I've got you
    I dont need a pair of shoes
    You're gonna catch me
    You're gonna catch if I fall
    Down, down, down

    Artist: Cheryl Cole
    Song: Parachute
    Real Lyric: I don't need a parachute Baby, if I've got you Baby, if I've got you I don't need a parachute You're gonna catch me You're gonna catch if I fall Down, down, down

    The story:

    just sang it at work and my manager wondered what i was singing. i explained it to her and she agreed with my version.

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    Submitted by

    superbrilliant

    Submitted on

    4/1/2010 6:20 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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