I don't need the cheese or the car keys,
Boy, I like you just the way you are

The story:

My 14 year old daughter sang it this way while it was on the radio, and I asked her what the heck she thought "the cheese" represented; she said she thought it was some new kind of term meaning 'bling'... I suggested maybe it was saying G's as in money, now we sing "I don't need the cheese on my taco, please"