The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My Mom is constantly singing and humiliates me in front of my friends. American Woman came on and she burst into song.Mom was singing loudly, but apparently correctly... when I saw my chance to shame her! "Mom, Pleeeeeez, you don't even know the words". Really? she said. Then I screamed "IT IS DEATH-TOE SHEEN" at the top of my lungs.... dead silence... To this day when someone is sick my friends all gasp, look concerned, and say Oh Lordy I hope it ain't the DEATH TOE SHEEN!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
4/7/2006 8:37 pm
Age it happened
15
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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