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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't wanna be a wet nurse.

    Artist: Cyndi Lauper
    Song: Witness
    Real Lyric: I don't wanna be a witness.

    The story:

    I'm in the medical field and just had a baby when I started singing it that way. My husband cracked up, and still reminds me of it years later.

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    Submitted on

    8/23/2002 6:33 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    OMG I just listened to that song on YouTube and it does sound exactly like "wet nurse"!!! XD

    coffeelunatic Dec 12, 2009 1:22 am