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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
    but I think that dog's got a sick sense of humour

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Song: Blasphemous Rumors
    Real Lyric: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumoursbut I think that god's got a sick sense of humour

    The story:

    It's my wifes mistake actually. I had just got 101 on CD (after looking for it for years) so I was playing it constantly. So one day she walks in and says "Not the dog song again" So obviously confused I asked her what she meant and she sang what she thought was the chorus for me. She still hasn't been allowed to forget it.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/14/2004 7:04 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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