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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't want to work,
    I want to bang and get drunk all day

    Artist: Todd Rundgren
    Song: Bang the Drum All Day
    Real Lyric: I don't want to work,I want to bang on the drum all day

    The story:

    Not really a funny story, I just heard it that way
    when I was a kid; then I heard it again when I was
    a little older and the radio DJ stated the title
    of the song, and I realized I had heard it wrong.

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    Submitted by

    mathlo

    Submitted on

    2/10/2018 9:19 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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