I get some lotion from the hook in your pie.

The story:

I was sitting in Target with two of my good friends, my girl friend and I misunderstood it as the same thing and sang both really loud and obnoxiously when my guy friend was singing the REAL lyrics and then told us we're both stupid idiots and completely walked away from us and left us stranded with no way to get home so we ended up calling him and found out he never really left.