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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got a jones for your affection
    Like I'm f****ing on my bed

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Song: Bad Medicine
    Real Lyric: I got a jones for your affectionLike a monkey on my back



    The story:

    My best friend and me were about 11 or 12 years old when we first heard this song. We didn't understand what he was singing most of the time, but at this line i was sure it was THIS. I convinced my friend that it had to be those words, because of the rockband-groupie-thing. She believed me, of course. After a month or so I bought the record and saw the real lyrics ... and from this day on I always had to listen to stupid jokes, always.

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