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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I got my first real sex dream
    Boy, I was five at the time

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Song: Summer Of '69
    Real Lyric: I got my first real six-stringBought it at the five-and-dime

    The story:

    English is not my native language and I am not familiar with the "five-and-dime" or the term "Six-string" as synonym for guitar. About a year ago I discovered the true translation when reading the lyrics. The phonetics are sooo similar! I always found my translation a weird start of the song, but I thought Bryan was strange. I like my version much better!

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    Submitted by

    Mailinator

    Submitted on

    8/1/2008 6:24 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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