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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I guess your hand in my pants it just wasn't enough, and I'm Mike,
    so forget you.

    Artist: Cee Lo Green
    Song: Forget You
    Real Lyric: I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough, and I'm like, forget you...

    The story:

    Well, he IS a bit of a freak....

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    Submitted by

    jimbober

    Submitted on

    8/26/2011 7:29 am

    Age it happened

    37

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    How on earth could you possibly mishear "the change in my pocket" as "your hand in my pants"? This has to be fake.

    ShiversTheNinja Apr 16, 2014 8:33 am