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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I just want to s**t and stare at you

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Real Lyric: I just want to sit and stare at you



    The story:

    This wasn't so much a misheard lyric as a mis-sung. I was in the car with my dad and listening to the CD while using his phone to look up Swiss Chalet locations. When I tried to sing 'sit' and type 'chalet' simultaneously, the 'h' shifted and it came out horribly, horribly wrong.

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