I like mine with lettuce and potatoes,
Heinz with the celery; deep-fried tomato,
Big coated pickle and a cold raft deer -
Good golly miss Molly, which way do I steer?

The story:

Actually, one of my friends belted out these ridiculous song lyrics in a casual setting. He was completely sure he was singing the right lyrics, but everyone else and I cracked up at him and he wasn't sure why. Trust me - his face was the color of a strawberry when I told him what the correct lyrics were! I will never let him forget this moment! No, he's not deaf, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't take any "interesting medication" (though that is questionable).