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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I need a little flat help with my parenting.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Song: Nobody Home
    Real Lyric: I've got a little black book with my poems in.

    The story:

    I've always understood the song lyrics themselves, but until yesterday I thought the father at the beginning of the song was crying out for help with his lack of parenting skills when he yells SHUT UP at the crying kid.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/11/2017 4:29 pm

    Age it happened

    49

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

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