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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I never done a crime, baby, all of my life
    My temperature started to rise
    She was a long cool woman in a black dress
    Justified my beautiful song
    Don't just want love, I want the bad man
    'Cause I wan' go home and get it on

    Artist: The Hollies
    Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress
    Real Lyric: A pair of 45's made me open my eyesMy temperature started to riseShe was a long cool woman in a black dressJust a 5-9, beautiful, tallWith just one look I was a bad mess'Cause that long cool woman had it all

    The story:

    Just looked it up online. I never had enough confidence in these lyrics to sing them out.

    Oddly enough, "long cool woman" was the part I was LEAST confident in!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/7/2003 5:41 am

    Age it happened

    24

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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