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    I never knew me a valentime and I guess I never will

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Crocodile Rock
    Real Lyric: I never knew me a better time, and I guess I never will

    The story:

    My mom and I were wathing Elton John on TV and she was singing along. She stopped and said "What did he just say?" I told her he said 'I never knew me a better time' and she said "Oh, I thought he was saying valentime. I wondered why he said it with an 'm'!" I laughed at her. A lot.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/16/2001 8:02 pm

    Age it happened

    41

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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