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Latest Misheard Stories

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I now, too, have something like this
broken, it's heart effects

Vampires, we're burning bridges down
No one ever felt switched up with feeling sound
To write this down as we toura gitzow

Artist: Mae

Song: Embers and Envelopes

Real Lyric: I know to have something like thisbroken, it's hard to fixEmbers, we're burning bridges downOh! Envelopes stuffed with feelings foundTo write this down as means to reconcile

The story:

I was 11 years old when i first heard this... So i had more of an
imagination and kinda just let lyrics slide. So... Here they are! Don't
even ask about the "toura gitzow" part. I think i just needed
something to sing that sounded like the lyrics. :]

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Submitted on

8/4/2008 8:57 pm

Age it happened

15

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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