I picture the fool

The story:

It was actually my boyfriend who sang it this way. We were belting out the song in the car at each other and I hear him sing these lyrics. I stopped singing, turned down the music and said, "What did you say?" I told him he was sadly mistaken. The lyrics aren't necessarily the funniest, but to this day he refuses to say I'm right and believes it is still "I picture the fool."