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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I said I wouldn't call/but I'm in a little trunk and I need you now.

    Artist: Lady Antebellum
    Song: Need You Now
    Real Lyric: I said I wouldn't call/but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.

    The story:

    My 6 year old daughter has no idea what the word "drunk" means and made sense of the song on her own. She asked me "Mommy, he needs her to help him out of the trunk?"
    Yes sweetie, yes.

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    Submitted by

    emchhom

    Submitted on

    9/19/2011 9:33 am

    Age it happened

    6

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I love how kids take the most innocent angle on things and yet make it so funny.

    rewday Jun 27, 2013 1:54 pm