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Latest Misheard Stories

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I sailed away to China
In the middle of North Divinia
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
...
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm fighting in a one touch round
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

Artist: Matthew Wilder

Song: Break My Stride

Real Lyric: I sailed away to ChinaIn a little row boat to find yaAnd you said you had to get your laundry cleaned...Ain't nothin' gonna break my strideI'm running and I won't touch groundOh-no, I got to keep on movin'

The story:

Singing it for my family 25 years later and realizing I have no idea where 'North Divinia' is or what a 'Fighting in a One Touch Round' is supposed to be. They just never provided lyrics with those old 7".

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/30/2007 8:20 am

Age it happened

32

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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