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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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I see you sleepin and I see you have a shadow
Why not jump up and we can go drink a gellato
Maybe go clean my place like you were doin Tae bo
and possibly bring you over

Artist: Akon

Song: Smack That

Real Lyric: I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadowWanna jump up in my Lamborghini GallardoMaybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae boAnd possibly bend you over

The story:

Driving in the car with my girlfriends who are like 10 years younger than me. We were headed to a club, I was singing at the TOP of my lungs. I look really young for my age and all my girls are in thier early twenties...they COULD NOT stop laughing at me. The girl who was driving nearly wrecked. Damn, I'm old.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

8/11/2007 1:27 am

Age it happened

35

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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