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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I spoke to Joyce in the morning, I spoke to Joyce at night
    I spoke to Joyce in the afternoon....

    Artist: The Toyes
    Song: Smoke Two Joints
    Real Lyric: I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at nightI smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

    The story:

    It was one of my kids that started singing the lyrics as "I spoke to
    Joyce..." We all thought it was pretty funny. It kind of makes sense
    since one of our friends is named Joyce. Hey, I just *might* speak
    to Joyce in the morning or in the afternoon!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/24/2007 4:18 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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