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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    i sure could use a vacation from this,
    sinking ship,
    in stinking ***t..

    i thought it was a reference to a tidy bowl man wanting to flush L.A. away

    Artist: Tool
    Song: Aenima
    Real Lyric: And some say the end is near.Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from this,Stupid ***t.Silly ***t.Stupid ***t.so i was told

    The story:

    maynard handed me some wine and asked if i would ride out on a boat wiht him in AZ. i had to refuse.

    no that wasnt it. i think i just looked it up and saw altertnate lyrics and **sumed those to be the correct ones.

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    Submitted by

    latteralus

    Submitted on

    3/31/2012 5:18 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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