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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I think I'm Tony Chapinese,
    I think I'm Tony Chapinese,
    I really tink so!

    Artist: Vapors
    Song: Turning Japanese
    Real Lyric: I think I'm turning Japanese,I think I'm turning Japanese,I really think so!

    The story:

    My friend Ian sings it this way, says he has done so since a kid so we all sing it this way. It's so much better than the real version. It makes a little more sense to us. We don't know any Tony Chapinese though. This version is less racist, or would be if we didn't pull our eyes back and sing it with a bad accent.

    SCHMOTZ!!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/12/2003 12:05 am

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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