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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I took her out it, was a Friday Night.
    I woke alone, to get the feeling right.
    We started makin out, and she took off her pants, but then I turned on MTV..

    Artist: Blink 182
    Song: What's My Age Again?
    Real Lyric: I took her out, it was a Friday night.I wore cologne, to get the feeling right.We started makin out, and she took off my pants, and then I turned on the TV..

    The story:

    Well I figured it was woke alone, because well..their blink..but I was singing with all my friends in a karaoke contest and I got the first verse as a solo, and when I sang it wrong people laughed and threw fruit. Well not really, but they laughed and it wasnt cool!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/11/2003 3:38 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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