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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I took my troubles down to Madame Roo
    You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo

    Artist: Searchers, The
    Real Lyric: I took my troubles down to Madame RuthYou know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth



    The story:

    I heard the song this way for decades (literally) and wondered what the hell a "gold tattoo" was. Then I went to work for a store with a good stereo system which blared oldies all day. I finally discovered that it had been a tooth.

    P.S.: I notice some lyrics sites name "Madam Rue" though none seem to have heard about her tattoo.

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