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    I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
    You know that gypsy with the gold tattoo
    She's got a pad down at Petticoat Mine
    sellin' little bottles of Love Potion #9

    2nd verse is the same

    She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
    She said I'm

    Artist: Searchers, The
    Song: Love Potion No.9
    Real Lyric: I took my troubles down to Madame Rueyou know that gypsy with the gold cap toothshe's got a pad down at 34th and Vinesellin' little bottles of Love Potion #9I told her that I was a flop with chicksI've been this way since 1956she looked at her palm and she made a magic signshe said what you need is Love Potion #9She bent down and turned around and gave me a winkShe said I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sinkit smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian inkI held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drinkI didn't know if it was day or nightI started kissing everything in sightbut when I kissed a cop down at 34th and Vinehe broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9

    The story:

    My husband (who was my boyfriend at time) said I was singing the wrong lyrics. He thought it was hilarious. On my 50th birthday, I played the song at my party and served some punch that I called "Love Potion #9." My friend thought the punch should smell like turpentine and look like Indian ink, but I knew nobody would drink it if it did.

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    NutsieNan

    Submitted on

    2/9/2015 12:53 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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