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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Song: The Prisoner

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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I understand you get money from the man who goes by
the name of the Sandman.

Artist: America

Song: Sandman

Real Lyric: I understand you've been running from the man who goes by the name of the Sandman.

The story:

Actually this was my son who misheard it. He was
singing along to this song in the car and my dad
corrected him. He said, "No, you don't get money
from him, you are running from him." My son giggled
and said "oh."

Submitted by

carburetorlighthouse

Submitted on

8/9/2015 12:56 am

Age it happened

7

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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