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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I used to care
    About a goat
    And bring it
    cheese!

    Artist: VeggieTales
    Song: Viking Medley
    Real Lyric: We used to careAbout our shareOf gold, so rareAnd big TVs

    The story:

    Our 2-year-old daughter went around the house singing "I used to care about a goat and bring it cheese." My husband and I tried to figure out where she got the song and I even sat through a bunch of children's DVDs and did Internet research to find the real song. Absolutely no luck.

    Our daughter is now 7 and I was waiting for her to finish ballet class. I was sitting with my son watching a VeggieTales DVD when the lyrics "We used to care about our share of gold, so rare, and big TVs" came on the screen and I just about jumped out of my seat. Five-year mystery finally solved!

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    Submitted by

    lamwriter

    Submitted on

    5/19/2009 5:07 pm

    Age it happened

    2

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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