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    I used to parlor my tricks

    Artist: Mike Posner
    Song: Cooler Then Me
    Real Lyric: I used up all of my tricks

    The story:

    I would always brainstorm with my friends about what it means to "parlor your tricks" but we had NO idea, so we looked it up, and it was not the right lyrics....

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    Submitted by

    buttstink

    Submitted on

    3/22/2011 6:48 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    This for real blows my mind that it isn't "I used to parlor my tricks"

    Dalumu Apr 07, 2018 6:04 am