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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna get lost in your wheelbarrow and drift away.

    Artist: Dobie Gray
    Song: Drift Away
    Real Lyric: I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away.



    The story:

    Actually these are the lyrics as sung by a friend. A bunch of us were out at a local bar in Binghamton, NY, listening to a band crank out this tune. He sang this at the top of his lungs. At first we thought he was joking around, because it doesn't even make sense, but turns out he really believes these are the words. He has many other songs he butchers, so we bought him the book "Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" for Christmas last year. He still doesn't have a clue why.

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