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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want a bath that I can play baseball with

    Artist: Nickelback
    Song: Rockstar
    Real Lyric: I want a bathroom I can play baseball in

    The story:

    The song came on the radio when I was out with my friends, and I fell about laughing. They all asked, "What? What's so funny? "I said, "A bath he can play BASEBALL with?! Why would you want to play baseball with your bath? "Cue much laughing (on their part) and embarrassment (on mine). Sigh...

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    Submitted by

    neonlights

    Submitted on

    4/9/2008 6:53 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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